Humpty Dumpty

Read this seemingly French version of the famous Nursey rhyme:

Homme petit d'homme petit, s'attend, n'avale

Homme petit d'homme petit, à degrés de bègues folles

Anal deux qui noeuds ours, anal deux qui noeuds s'y mènent

Coup d'un poux tome petit tout guetteur à gaine

Here is what those words actually mean in English:

Little man of little man, waits for himself, does not swallow

Little man of little man, by degrees of stuttering madwomen

Anal two that knots bears, anal two that leads

Strike from a louse small volume any watchman with a girdle